Situationships are stupid edating is stupid sneaky links are stupid limerence is stupid talking stages are stupid youre stupid Im stupid. Is there any other stupid shit I should know about?
I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
rock & roll
girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel
Everybody knows that 35-65 year old women are objectively sexier than everyone else on the planet. Yes I know that’s a wide range. The zoomerllennial age panic was created by Sephora to sell animal secretions. That Ben Franklin essay about fucking milfs should be required reading. That’s what America was supposed to be about.
It’s more comforting to convince yourself that all men are assholes then it is to face reality which is that your ex boyfriend wasn’t destined to become an asshole but for a variety of complicated societal and personal reasons he ended up that way anyways even though he could’ve chosen to not be an asshole
Your dad doesn’t suck because he’s a man. Sure, him being a man probably contributed to the various circumstances in his life that caused him to suck and believing that men are destined to suck gives you an easy to understand answer of why the world is this way but in reality your dad sucks for a variety of complicated reasons. You’re probably still justified in throwing ice water in his face and cutting him off but he didn’t drive you to that as an inherent extension of his manhood. He drove you to that because he personally sucks. A lot of men personally suck for a lot of complicated reasons but unfortunately there isn’t one universal easy to explain answer as to why that is.
my dear friend just looked up from the hat she’s crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, “i should make something for my cousin’s real human baby”
My one friend group can’t stop saying, “See you in hell!” in a cheerful voice instead of, “Talk to you later!” and my other friend group can’t stop calling things “penis” instead of “cool” or “good”, so I just unironically uttered the phrase, “Sounds penis, see you in hell,” as I got off the phone.
I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, “Sounds penis, see you in hell,” could be our, “Always.”
I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said “nice cock, kill yourself” and now it’s turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself
Looking at Scandinavian interior design and thinking about how much cooler the world would be if the nordic countries took the South American approach to decor
Apparently white walls and light wood are good for reflecting light (true) and the intentionality and simplicity is partly a reflection of agrarian poverty. But I’m just saying. What if these guys used the extra darkness hours to go insane and paint indoor murals that they regretted in May
EXACTLY and they have perfect folklore for this! It should be a normal christmas tradition wake up at 1PM in the dark because you missed today’s 16 minutes of sun, and across from you is a pile of empty aquavit bottles and a living room wall about Fenrir’s top surgery or some shit
Ive got splendid news!
This used very much to be tradition (trademark for norway) and is called rosemaling (meaning “rose painting”, so mostly floral and not mythological, but still painted all over the interior!).
It’s very cool!
Why newer schools of interior design went away from it I don’t know, it’s too bad.
Throwback to the time I stood inside a reconstruction of Cappelenstugu, a house where every single surface was painted with rosemaling, and nearly burst into tears because it’s so fucking beautiful. The pictures I can find on the museum website don’t quite do it justice, but it’s just. staggering. artist Olav Hanssen did this around 1800, in an enclosed space without reliable strong artificial light, and covered every single surface in gorgeous, intricate artwork (featuring Adam and Eve hiding after eating the apple, among other things).
one cool thing about catholicism is they don’t actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.
one time i kept the body and later in the day sacrificed it in a ritual for a deity i had made up
One time I tried to keep the body and bring it home, for my cat, so he too could go to heaven.
One of the older church-ladies found out, got really scandalised and told my mother about it.
